Shit Your Dad Says

Had this conversation with my dad yesterday:

"Bought some chicken soup from the store, help yourself to a can if you want"

"Thanks dad but I don't eat that"

"What do you mean? You don't eat chicken soup?"

"No dad, I've been a vegetarian years. You know this"

"Yeah but there's no meat in that. It's just soup".

"Well it's chicken in the soup isn't it?"

"And you don't eat that? Why not?"

"Because it's meat dad".

"Doubt it".

"I literally have no answer to that statement"